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Disappointment is anger for wimps.
—House
"Wilson", House
Don't pin this on Christ, he's got enough nails in him.
—Gregory House
House M.D. s04e10 - It's a Wonderful Lie
"Have you checked the price of firemen strippers lately?"
"Yes."
—House and Wilson
House, "Joy to the World"
If you don't think your life is worth more than someone else's, sign your donor card and kill yourself.
—House
House, "Last Resort"
Couldn't, even if I cared enough to want to.
—House
House, "Adverse Events"
As long as I'm risking my life, I might as well be watching a talkie.
—House
House, "Wilson's Heart"
Look, she's nuts, but we can't just give her 10cc of atheism and send her home.
—Taub
House "Don't Ever Change"
Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money.
—House
You know, I happen to have a position available on my penis.
—House